Oaths of a Zexen Knight

Hm.

2007-03-06T04:16:28Z

This Arcanum Idol is interesting enough, but I wish the dog would stop barking whenever that cat judge appears.

Unpleasant

2007-02-22T17:02:26Z

The weather, I can take. I have been on the march in these conditions a few times in my life.

However, I really wish the things in my apartment would stop floating around. Especially the dog. ._.

I haven't heard from Percival in ages.. I suppose I should have expected his disappearence. He is a knight of Zexen; I refuse to believe he would be so reckless as to die in a place like this. I will assume ~~for the sake of my sanity~~ that he found a way home.

When did Grassies start arriving?

Wine.

2007-01-14T06:53:01Z

I kissed Cliff.

...

Well, then. Carry on.

Ah, Lady Chris, perhaps we can meet up soon? I have a lot I wish to discuss with you.

no_not_murder @ 2007-01-11T03:41:00

2007-01-11T08:41:57Z

Who the bloody hell is procreating so damned loudly!? You will have children no matter the amount of vocal effort you put into it, I'm sure, so by the Runes SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP.

I would accuse Yunsung of this ~~again~~ but one of the offenders is obviously a woman. Or else the activities are more painful than it sounds.

I can't hear Jeopardy on the damned TV. Whoever that is will pay. -_-

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2006-12-26T06:01:41Z

WHOEVER THOUGHT LEAVING KARAYAN GARMENTS AT MY DOOR WOULD BE HUMOROUS IS GOING TO BE IN A GREAT AMOUNT OF PAIN WHEN I FIND THEM. IT WASN'T FUNNY!!!

~~The grassies...~~

~~Karaya... I... I didn't...~~

~~Lady Chris...~~

DYGU^%#&^#R%%^#@SFGDGH& DAMNIT

Ridiculous

2006-12-25T02:08:11Z

Those metal vermin were a pain in the arse. But the girl I fought alongside did rather well, and I was able to vent some frustration, and the dog is alright, so I cannot complain too much. Still, they were annoying.

Almost as annoying as, say, Harmonians. ._. And Yunsung, though he is not as irritating as Harmonians, admittedly. I left a blanket and medication for him, here's hoping he uses it and gets well again and stops blasting that racket.

I suppose I am content with the rest of my situation. I have been spending most of my mornings with Cliff.

Now what is all of this ball nonsense? Percival must be all too pleased, I'm certain.

Hrm.

2006-12-10T03:48:56Z

I have, at my neighbor's suggestion, named the dog Homefry. Because if I say it quickly enough it sounds like 'Humfrey', and that is not so bad. I suppose he makes a suitable enough living companion, though he'd never make a good hunting dog. Leo would be aghast, I'm sure.

The children of the district seem to like him. I've found several willing to care for him while I am at work. They call him 'Homie' for short.

I have acquired an attraction to the 'mint chocolate chip' flavor of ice cream.

I'm not amused.

2006-12-07T02:49:44Z

The jokes about my slaughtering of small dogs are bad enough, but did you really have to go to such extremes? I want to know who's responsible for this immediately! Percival, was it you?!

I don't know who's pet this is, but I want it out of my apartment right now!!

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2006-11-29T07:33:12Z

Percival! Why is everyone using the network thing to advertize that they want to have sex? Is this your doing? I think it is. It's ALWAYS your doing, Percival.

Sigh. I think I'm just going to lie down on the sofa and watch soap operas. I don't understand why they call them soap operas... There is no bathing and the only one singing is me.

...

2006-11-27T01:28:30Z

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WHAT HAPPENED!!?

WHERE IS LADY CHRIS!?????!!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING?!?!?!

NO I DONT CARE TO KNOW HOW TO USE IT YOU IMBECILE JUST TELL ME WHERE LADY CHRIS IS BEING KEPT BEFORE I GUT YOU LIKE A DOG